Reasons why you should plan for your Wedding

Some people say I'm not doing my part in the wedding planning. I've decided to psycho myself that I should get started. So Ta-da...

1. Your mother is getting tired, you'll need to get a wife to relieve her duties.

2. You can save time and money by not needing to send your girlfriend home.

3. It can potentially be a money generating event so long as you get your PNL correct.

4. Your fiancee is getting all jumpy.

5. There are savings when you act fast, beating the inflation is one of them.

6. You can make babies and enjoy the hand-outs from our government.

7. You don't want to waste all your effort and money spent during the proposal stage, for completeness sake, finish up with the wedding.

8. After wedding, you'll need not be afraid of your girlfriend walking out on you (provided she's a Christian and don't believe in divorce).

9. The coke, potato chips and remote control are just a shout away.

10. Property prices will go up, might be a good idea to get a flat soon.