Twisted Media

Recently, the media has really twisted facts and muddled things up. I heard from a colleague today that 17 of CHC guys have been arrested. I wonder what more can the media say? How abt...

Pst Kong was handcuffed and brought away in an armored vehicle. 30,000 angry protesters marched along orchard road with banners requesting for the release of their church leader. Just as the armored vehicle was nearing the detention centre, snippers were spotted at the high rise buildings nearby. A fire fight broke out and the SAF was called into action.

While all this drama was going on, investigators searched for more edvidences. It was finally found that Kong Hee had indeed misused church funds. As he is constantly fasting, he wanted a mint sweet before an urgent counselling session. His PA took a mint sweet from the reception counter and gave it to him. This was recorded by a church goer and was posted on Stomp-ST's interactive news portal. That was the only criminal breech of trust investigators found as the sweets at reception was for church members and not church pastors.

Back to the war at orchard rd, more Christians gathered and the total number of protetors has crossed 100,000. Due to the similarity of this scenerio with Thailand's red shirt protest, the SAF had engage their Thai consultant Mr Sawadi-cup to advise them on how to handle this angry mob. While Mr Sawadi-cup's suggestion was to bring in his Thai army, the SAF was apprehensive abt it. Will the Thai army proove to be better than the SAF?

As the Thai moved towards orchard rd, there was a sudden change in the faces of the Thai people!!! They started shooting the SAF! Oh, apparently they had erroneously sent their Thai farmers instead of their Thai soldiers. The Thai farmers prooved to be better shooters when it comes to shooting SAF commandos... And 2 commandos were shot. However, news of the incident were not immediately reported. Oh no, what a media boo boo...